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Sun May 12, 2024
	Some millennials doubled their wealth in the last four years, so the rest of you can stop blaming boomers and start facing your debilitating Avocado Latte addiction source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	4
(Some Guy)	Brewery launches special-edition beer to support mental health awareness. Skeptical Subby points out that plenty of non-special beers have helped people open up to him about their issues, usually loudly source: cbs2iowa.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Powerful Northern Lights could zap power, communications, Radio, Satellite signals? Wait... will there be Zombies too? source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	HOA vs trees source: columbian.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Stealing a boat for a joyride, while wearing your underwear, a boat bumper and ankle monitor. Florida Man source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	20

Sat May 11, 2024
	Key and Peele's substitute teacher reads off the names at university commencement. No sign of A. A. Ron though source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Tree feller rescued in Monroe thanks the crew that saved him. Of course, Tree Gal still ignored source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	After speed cameras went in, city sees 70% decrease in speeding according to the Department of Statistics Pulled Out Of Our Asses source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	At 10:30PM ET it is a new music bonanza on Noise Factor. Brand new tracks from Spaceslug, High Desert Queen, Slump, Celestial Oath, and Glossa. A leftover story from WYEG from last week, Zozobra, Mud Lung, Late Night rage, and more source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	I drive for Uber and Lyft as a side hustle, what's yours? Uh, liposuction source: masslive.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Captain: I'm gonna pop down stairs for a bite to eat. What could possibly go wrong? source: navytimes.com \| share: Copy Link	41
(Some Guy)	The buck stopped here source: outdoorlife.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Photoshop this sweeping vista that is the East River source: media.architecturaldigest.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Technically, yes, dead folk don't tend to move their parked cars in a timely manner source: nbcboston.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	You gotta have a lot of balls to charge for pool table use source: dailydot.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	Guy behind "dress that broke the internet" accused of making his wife's neck most definitely black and blue source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Old and busted: giving junkies methadone. New hotness: giving alcoholics vodak source: sfchronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	Climate activists vandalizing museums are getting really old source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Education, coffee, architecture, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-8 A Handshake Away edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Photoshop this mosquito fumigator source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	This wouldn't be as bad a problem if more people in the country actually wore long pants like the rest of the civilized world source: popsci.com \| share: Copy Link	78
	Nic Cage will be avoiding Maine for quite some time source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	35
(Some Story Guy)	Caption this coordinated leap source: nyip.edu \| share: Copy Link	18
	Is the aurora borealis heavy? Nah, it's pretty light. (Share your photos and fingers crossed for clear skies tonight!) source: abc7amarillo.com \| share: Copy Link	96
	After working twenty straight hours with a short rest break Russian bus driver forced to work another shift. Sadly he fell asleep and drove his bus off a bridge killing seven source: 6abc.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	Maine man receives a package he did not order. The package contains over 2 million dollars worth of Fentanyl. Entire local police department passed out all over town when the box was opened source: newscentermaine.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is zhuzh, as in "After the snow started melting, I had to walk through a lot of zhuzh to get to the bus stop" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Cheerleader deep fakes weren't source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	123
	After Florida was deemed the best state for education and Utah was the best state overall, now we have New Mexico as the most dangerous state source: usnews.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Photoshop Frank's Pizza place source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Day 808 of WW3: After failing to take Chasiv Yar in time for Putin's coronation, orcs launch an armoured ground assault near Kharkiv, which so far holds although a "fierce battle [is] under way". This is your Saturday Ukraine invasion conversation source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	364
	"You know you're doing good for cats that can't advocate for themselves. I'd like to think that they have some level of gratitude, that they know they're loved and cared for." Welcome to Caturday source: cronkitenews.azpbs.org \| share: Copy Link	610
	FTA: "Something tells us the jury will probably see things differently, but it is Florida, so you never know. Maybe they'll decide it actually isn't illegal to pull a gun on your daughter's Uber driver" source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	106
	Gen X columnist bemoans that "Gen Z has lost the ability to manage basic adulthood." Wait, isn't Gen X supposed to be too cool to care about anything? source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	195
(Some Guy)	New York somehow farks up selling pot in New York source: greenstate.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Family shocked..SHOCKED..to find hidden cam in sub-division median..Saw perp..ON THEIR RING CAM source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Pennsylvania wastewater contains enough lithium to supply 40% of the nation's demand. Are people there eating batteries as well as throwing them? source: techxplore.com \| share: Copy Link	33
(The Sun)	The sky is on fire tonight, the sun is there. Show us your pictures source: cdn.softservenews.com \| share: Copy Link	134
	Confrontation spills over into shiaty situation source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Summer vacations are coming up. Here's 10 great places to skip source: usnews.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Even gators need their Starbucks fix in Florida source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Woman targeted for using one weird trick to get $60,000 in merchandise free from self checkout source: local12.com \| share: Copy Link	67

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